BENT WOOKEE COMIX (..we have issues..)

BENT WOOKEE COMIX (..we have issues..)
Parking available at The West End Beer Mart right next door!

NEW COMICS THIS WEEK!

Monday, September 28, 2009

HELP WANTED!


Are you a trustworthy, reliable, cute girl of legal drinking age?  Are you willing to give up a couple hours in the afternoon on Wednesdays and Thursdays to put up with geeks for practically nothing?  If you answered "YES" to these questions, then you too can be part of the BENT WOOKEE TEAM!  But, you might be thinking "...but I don't know enough about comics to work at a comic shop".  Not to worry!  As long as you can make correct change and say things like "I think you would look way more attractive if you bought that expensive comic or statue!" or "No, officer, Brandon and Jay have been here all day.", you're qualified!  Only serious inquires on this glorified babysitting job!

2 comments:

WITA said...

This is such a demanding ad. ;)

K. Brandon Wilt said...

Yeah, I think my attempt at being humorous is actually scaring possible candidates away. It probably should have read more as "can you unlock a door, occasionally run a register in between reading, watching a movie, or whatever the hell you feel like, and then lock the door at closing"